Cramones biography
Band members
The Story
The Cramones saw the first light when JP, the eldest one of the Cramone brothers hurt his head in a construction accident which involved a faulty drilling machine and a pool. The moment JP woke up in a hospital would change the rock scene forever. JP had a mystical vision , probably mostly because of his heavy medication, in which the legendary Punk-Rocker Joey Ramone took him as an apprentice and gave him the mission to save the world from music other than rock. JP told about this revelation to his brother Mike who also felt deeply that they were the chosen brothers to form a band called The Cramones. The search begun and the following years led to the shaping of the best rock band walking on the face of the earth.
After practicing their craft for years in the dark clubs of Muonio and Semipalatinsk , The Cramones rose to the pinnacle of the West Siberian rock scene in the autumn of 2009 with their debut album "Kickstart Your Mojo Man". The band's latest album, "Abominable Snowman And Cotton Candy", combines Mike's over-the-top lyrics with unconventional power chords of JP to churn out a record full of rock songs in their purest form. With standout tracks like "C´mon Cramo," don't be surprised if you find The Cramones at the top of the northern Chinese rock charts and beyond.
The magical talent of the Cramone brothers will harvest soul after soul to the inner depth of rock´n roll music.
Mike Cramone: Vocals
Singer and true talent Mike Cramone was loud and clear from the beginning of his life. He was constantly crying as a baby, caused mayhem and havoc in his school years but then he found the true meaning of life at later age. The rockn´roll is yeah 24/7. Mike rarely sleeps over 20 minutes per day.
JP Cramone: Guitar
This electrifying and cool rock´n roll god was the sole culprit for the forming of the Cramones. The torch of rock delivered by the somewhat blurry hallucination of Joey Ramone burns intensily in the heart of JP. He even wears underwear made from guitar strings, just to be close to his true calling.
Misty: Bass
Excellent and soft spoken. A good looking but humble man of the lower frequencies. Stays out of the main focus but gives deep thumb on the sound and soul of the Cramones. Misty is very proud of his ability to hide practically anything in his wonderful hair. Biggest objects found in there being a hockey stick, micro-wave oven and a large dog.
Tom: Drums
Have you ever heard about a big snake that strangled innocent villagers in the swamp of Nkduru? Not many people have, but this is the man who strangled that evil snake. After living years in the swamp he decided to re-unite with his childhood companions and dedicated his life for drums and drumming. An interesting feature of this man are the legends surrounding his wild mustache, some say it is actually a creature from outer space living in symbiosis with him.
The Cramonettes
The prettiest, smartest and proudest groupies ever to hit the rock-scene. Bella, Suzy and Mary each and everyone of them has at least 2 university degrees, can speak 11 languages fluently and has never had to wear make-up or buy their own drinks. The Cramones have no idea why these brilliant girls chose to hang out with them but thank the lucky stars they did.
